1. Experience of medieval weaponry is recommended
2. The only men to survive will sport names straight out of a nineties boyband- hey Shane, Glenn, Daryl, Rick, Carl…
3. Blonde girls may have more fun, but they also die first. Remember Andrea, Lizzie, Mika, Amy or *sob* Beth?
4. Rednecks are the coolest.
5. Still boasting a sibling? Not for long…
6. Black male? Heads up, the group operates a one in, one out policy (racism has apparently survived the apocalypse). Remember Tyrese? T-Dog? Bob?
7. Only the annoying children survive. Hey Carl.
8. They may SAY its a democracy, but Rick’s word is LAW.
9. Never let Carol know you’re ill. At least, not if you want to survive the night.
10. Zombies are not your friends. DO YOU HEAR THAT LIZZIE?
11. Dirty laundry before the outbreak? Wife-beater? Adulterer? Like the dead, it isn’t buried.
12. All girls must have puritan good girl names: Beth, Lizzie, Maggie…All that is except for Michone. Ain’t no rules gonna bind her.
13. The Humans are just as likely to kill you as the Zombies. Cheers Governor.
14. If a location seems too good to be true, it is. Ignore Andrea.