The Walking Dead Rules to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

1. Experience of medieval weaponry is recommended

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2. The only men to survive will sport names straight out of a nineties boyband- hey Shane, Glenn, Daryl, Rick, Carl…

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3. Blonde girls may have more fun, but they also die first. Remember Andrea, Lizzie, Mika, Amy or *sob* Beth?

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4. Rednecks are the coolest.

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5. Still boasting a sibling? Not for long…

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6. Black male? Heads up, the group operates a one in, one out policy (racism has apparently survived the apocalypse). Remember Tyrese? T-Dog? Bob?

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7. Only the annoying children survive. Hey Carl.

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8. They may SAY its a democracy, but Rick’s word is LAW.

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9. Never let Carol know you’re ill. At least, not if you want to survive the night.

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10. Zombies are not your friends. DO YOU HEAR THAT LIZZIE?

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11. Dirty laundry before the outbreak? Wife-beater? Adulterer? Like the dead, it isn’t buried.

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12. All girls must have puritan good girl names: Beth, Lizzie, Maggie…All that is except for Michone. Ain’t no rules gonna bind her.

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13. The Humans are just as likely to kill you as the Zombies. Cheers Governor.

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14. If a location seems too good to be true, it is. Ignore Andrea.

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15. As the man says: “Don’t get bit”walking dead 15

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