HOW TO SURVIVE IN WESTEROS (FOR A WHILE AT LEAST)

1. IF YOUR NAME IS STARK, CHANGE IT- They may be loved, but they die like flies.

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2. RSVP NO TO ALL WEDDINGS.- Purple/ red you’ll end up dead.

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3.KEEP YOUR DIREWOLF WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES- man’s best friend.

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4. GUEST RITE MEANS NOTHING- *cough* Frey *cough*

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5. IF POSSIBLE HAVE DRAGONS- because dracarys!

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7. AVOID KINGS LANDING- a nest of vipers I have heard.

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8.BUT DON’T GO TOO FAR NORTH EITHER- after all winter is coming.

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9. NEVER APPROACH AN UNCOVERED MOON DOOR- health and safety nightmare.

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10. DO NOT TRUST LITTLE FINGER- he even TELLS you not to, what more do you need?!

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11. INCEST IS NEVER THE ANSWER- Joffrey. Enough said.

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12. SADLY NEITHER IS HONOUR- *sob* Ned.

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13. ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET- and preferably kill bad men asap eh, Oberyn?

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14. ASSUME ALL LEGENDS ARE REAL- Whitewalkers? Dragons? All bets are off…

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15.HOWEVER AS WE ALL KNOW- VALAR MORGHULIS

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