1.Regardless of your sexual orientation- Ruby Rose is hot
2. Everyone cries at weddings, even Red
3. Never trust a fellow criminal
4. Never trust a guard
5. Actually just trust no one
6. Transforming spirituality into organised religion is a messy business
7. Crazy Eyes is the obvious successor to EL James
8. Big Boo is an avenging angel
9. Lying to a mobster is the fast route to marriage
10. everything is better with Harry Potter references
11. ‘violence is all good and fine, but sex, oh no!’ – you said it Tasty
12, 5 bathrooms = mansion
13. Kosher food is where its at
14. Repurposing remnants can go to your head…
15 Yet sexual perversion rakes in the dosh- sex really does sell
16.Drama class solves everything
17. An episode without Nikki < an episode with Nikki
18. Penn’s likeability increases every time Piper’s decreases.
19. Never start planning a wedding until you get a ring- one NOT made from a soda can.
20. Orange might be the new black, but sludge beige appears to be the new orange…
21.Mutism does not a messiah make
22. The minute you stop being paranoid, is the minute you get shanked. Anxiety may not be sexy, but it may save your life (*cough* Alex *cough*)
23. Prisons do not embrace change.
24. Sophia is more of a lady than ANY of them.
25. Teenage boys are stupid, end of.
26. A meal is not a meal without sweetcorn.
27. Really don’t miss V
28. Ditto Larry
29. Bed bugs will kill your reading habit
30. No one can resist a pool party