1.It will turn you on to hard spirits. Seriously. Is it legal to make alcoholism look so cool? *tries not to buy whiskey*
2.Those superhero moves really give you gym guilt
3.How am I supposed to achieve both Jessica’s hair and Khaleesi hair huh? HOW?
4.She sure has come a long way from being the kooky drama friend in Gilmore Girls
5.You don’t remember? Season 7, look it up
6.The voiceover should be annoying, yet it feels in keeping with the comic book theme
7.As does the grimy portrait of New York
8.And yes the lesbian lawyer IS Trinity from ‘The Matrix’
9.Suddenly obnoxious self righteous anger is looking far more attractive
10.Psychological trauma and narrative twists galore here
11.Accidental bursts of super strength appear to be the new slapstick- her insurance bill must be catastrophic
12.Loving the adult version of girl power- no man messes with Jessica
13.I need to invest in black tops, worn jeans and a killer leather jacket
14.And possibly study some kind of martial art
15.David Tennant is super creepy
16.Like a Shakespearean super villain
17.Every trauma his victims face, though mostly unseen, is horrifying
18.As in Game of Thrones-bad, with mind control and self loathing
19.The unbreakable man is just a little attractive
20.Ok, a lot attractive, I admit it.
21.Jess’s neighbours are far more interesting than mine
22.That being said I wouldn’t switch places
23.Did I mention the music is awesome
24.Because it is
25.Kinda seventies guitars with a modern geeky twist
26.Maybe more superheroes should be angry, grungey , glamorous alcoholics.
27.Though again maybe not, because, well, reasons.
28.Some of the dialogue is reminiscent of classic Joss Whedon
29.Particularly the insults
30.(mega compliment btw)
31.I’m liking the flashbacks.
32.We are meeting Jessica piece by piece
33.Never fully sure of the whole
34.I’m hoping for a hidden power reveal later
35.And a superhero outfit
36.Black, of course.
37.Will looks like GI Joe
38.Trish looks like she should have a cooking show
39.And also like a young Sheryl Crow
40.Much kudos to her for putting up with A LOT of shit.
41.Hope has a rather unfortunate name…considering.
42.Brave to tackle rape and the issue of consent
43.Though rest assured there is comedy in the darkness
44.Dark comedy, admittedly, but still
45.And even the evil beings are not entirely without goodness
46.Buried deep down, anyway
47.Deep deep down
48.Jessica Jones is to me, what alcohol is to her
49.That makes sense right?
50.Oh who cares- pass the whiskey.