All Men Must Die – this we have learned season upon season in the realms of Westeros. From poor old dead Ned to the deep fried Queen Margaery we have lost some true gems of the seven kingdoms. Of course we have also seen some well deserved gruesome exits – who can blame Sansa for smiling as the hounds turned on their master? And is if it is wrong to cheer when a sadistic king who tortures whores for fun is poisoned at his own wedding, well then I don’t want to be right. The question, now that Season 7 is approaching at dragon speed, is who will survive the the year, and who will die before the credits roll?
Here are my predictions for the survivors and casualties of the upcoming season.
MOST LIKELY TO DIE IN TRULY GRUESOME GOT STYLE
Because once you go full Disney villain you don’t get a happy ending.
2.Grey Worm and/or Missandei
Because it would be oh so Romeo and Juliet, except for, you know, the eunuch problem.
Because someone we adore is bound to die, and she is just as noble as Eddard – and look how well things turned out there.
4. The Mountain
Clegane Bowl. It’s gotta happen. And we all know who’s gotta win – pass him a chicken. No! Make that two…
Because Sansa is pretty badass now, and he has played her one too many times. Plus he is trying to divide the Starks – and if we have established one thing, its that Jon Snow doesn’t suffer fools. Hear that Olly?!
MOST LIKELY TO SURVIVE THE SEASON
Because he can’t die twice. He isn’t Buffy Summers for crying out loud.
Because we would riot. Plus I think he will die saving everyone next season *sob*.
Because Dani told him not to die. And he would rather disembowel himself that disobey her. Plus now that he has greyscale his death would be way too predictable
Because the night is dark and full of terrors, and her mysterious story doesn’t even feel half told. She will have a chance to redeem herself in the war to come.
Here end my predictions. Valar Morghulis fellow Thrones fans. We meet again when winter has come – in July.